Phil's Words To Live By...

• Normality is a standard set by society.
• The end justifies the means.   (Book - Count of Monte Cristo)
• Life sucks, then you die.
• I'm in a homicidal mood today.
• There is no sin except stupidity.
• If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.      (Book - Alice's Adventures in Wonderland / Lewis Carroll)
• Ignorance isn't the answer to everything... trust me, I've tested the limits.
• When I'm good, I'm good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.        (Thien Vu)
• Where there is a "Phil", there is a way.
• There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people.
• Love today so you'll never have empty yesterdays.      (Vanny H.)
• An idle mind is the devil's tool.      (W. Barrett)
• Good judgement comes from experience.
   Experience comes from bad judgement.      (C. Saunders)
• Lead, Follow, or get out of the way
• There are three solutions to a problem: Deal with it, Ignore it, or Avoid it.
• First get your facts; then you can distort them at your leisure. (Mark Twain)
• I'm a big believer that if something someone says really stings, then there must be a pinprick of truth.      (Metro Newspaper - Darragh Worland)
• One should strive to achieve; not sit in bitter regret.      (VNV Nation)
• Be thankful for what you have, not what you want.
• An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.      (Billy Riendeau)

Phil's Thoughts...

• Baldness is caused by the spools in your head running out of thread.
• If two dogs are having sex, is that considered beastiality?
• Men don't always just think about sex. We also think about food and sleep.
• If you don't cry me a river, how can I sail my boat!
• To kill someone with kindness is good, but cash in hand is better.
• Everybody is a slave in society, and I just sold your soul.
• Did you ever stop to think... and forget to start again?      (Koz.com)
• I would rather be a natural born idiot than a self made jerk.      (www.mavican.org)
• I Never Make Mistakes. I Thought I Did Once, But I was Mistaken.      (Source)
• I'm sorry but due to lack of concern I can no longer address your needs.
• A photograph is a moment in time that gives you time to consider the moment.      (www.mavican.org)
• What I lack in compassion I make up for with lack of compassion.      (Billy Riendeau)
• The only reason I stir up so much trouble is because I'm such a good cook.