Phillydog's List of Rarely Heard of (but not-so-rare) Illnesses
- Itchy Ass Syndrome - This is when your bunghole itches for no apparent reason.
- Angry Ass Syndrome - Also known as 'Irritable Bowel Syndrome' by most doctors.
- Angry Leg Syndrome - Similar to Restless Leg Syndrome, but it is intentional since your partner is hogging the bed.
- Dragon Tail - The burning sensation one gets while pooping after eating something spicy or that doesn't settle right in the stomach.