Phil's New World Lexicon (Dictionary)
dud · nt (dŭd'ənt)
v.
Does not: It dudnt matter.
i·tal·ian·ize (ĭ-tăl'yən-īz')
v. tr.
To relate to Italy or its people, language, or culture: Despite Jeremy was Irish, he showed me how his family has been italianized over the years.
pre·vert (prē'-vûrt')
n.
One who is destined to be a pervert, however is not one currently: Jeff was a prevert.
Phi·los·o·phy (fĭ-lŏs'ə-fē)
n.
- Inquiry into the nature of Phil based on logical reasoning rather than empirical methods.
- The critique and analysis of fundamental beliefs as they come to be conceptualized and formulated by Phil.
- The synthesis of all learning as demonstrated by Phil.
- All the disciplines presented in life that Phil demonstrates.
- The science comprising logic, ethics, aesthetics, metaphysics, and epistemology that Phil uses.
- A system of motivating concepts or principles: the philosophy of a culture.
- A basic theory of Phil; a viewpoint that Phil sees or is seen of him: an original philosophy of advertising.
- The system of values by which Phil lives and teaches: has an unusual philosophy of life.
count·ter·fit (koun'tər-fĭt')
n.
A sudden outburst of emotion in response to anothers sudden outburst of emotion: Jen had a fit since her mother
would not buy her candy, so her mother had a counterfit.
mis·con·cep·tion
(mĭs'kən-sĕp'shən)
n.
The inability to produce offspring: The ultimate misconception is not being fertile.
dumb·i·no (dŭm'ə-nō')
n.
A person who comes up with a stupid idea: John is a dumbino, and others are sure to be like him.
dumbino effect
n.
A cumulative effect produced when one person comes up with a stupid idea, and others follow:
John was the person to initiate the dumbino effect.
com·mu·nize (kŏm'yə-nīz')
v. tr.
The action performed to a person during a communion: At the Church, John was communized.
drag·on tail
(drāg'ən tāl)
n.
The burning sensation one gets while pooping after eating something spicy or that doesn't settle right in the stomach: After eating White Castle, John had dragon tail.
vag·i·na·tion
(vāj'ə-nā'shən)
n.
The faculty of imagining sexual, or of forming mental images or concepts of what is not actually present to the senses involving vaginas: John had been drinking too much, and after going to a strip club, his vagination was running wild.
snog nog
(snog-nog)
n.
Eggnog mixed with an alcoholic beverage: John and Sara had been drinking too much snog nog, and one thing led to another and now Sara is pregnant.